me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm
dumb ass loaf of bread
(via meanboysclub)
The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”
Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit that they miss you.
have you ever gotten a text and stared at it for a while and thought “what am i supposed to reply to that??”
people who spell ‘um’ as ‘uhm’ cannot be trusted
uhm
yes hello bastard do you need something clarified
for my followers
my love for you is like a truck
Explain
no